Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Showed up late, just a bit tardy.
Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Such a weird feeling, nobody cards me.
Yeah, yeah, at all tomorrow's parties,
I'll be fitting in, yeah right, like hardly.
Stuck up folks they're all acting farty.
Loosen up a bit and bring me a bacardi.

Right here in the place to be.
About 2 steps away from the door you see,
and I'm not sure if I belong here.
outside the entrance as the people leer.
Got less than 2 minutes to make up my mind.
Do I go inside or hop back in the ride?
Forget my pride with my tail between my legs,
go back to house parties, beer bongs & kegs.
Well hold up! That's not why I'm here.
Got it set in my mind to move my career.
So why can't I get from out of first gear?
Where's my mama right now to put a boot in my rear?
Drag me by the ear, calm me down, erase the fear.
But ahh fuck it, I'm already here.
So deep breath one more time,
and here we go as I step inside.

Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Showed up late, just a bit tardy.
Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Such a weird feeling, nobody cards me.
Yeah, yeah, at all tomorrow's parties,
I'll be fitting in, yeah right, like hardly.
Stuck up folks they're all acting farty.
Loosen up a bit and bring me a bacardi.

Tonight's the night, where I'ma finally blow.
I'ma talk to these peeps get a ton of shows.
Just play my hand right and see where it goes,
and from there, well who really knows?
Goin in with a game plan, sticking to it.
No slip ups tonight, can't be the guy who blew it.
Nervous as fuck right now, if you only knew it.
Put the front on for now, so no talk, let's just do it.
No liquor tonight, gotta watch what I drink.
Clear mind, clear thoughts, so that I can speak.
Not react to encounters improperly.
Tonight's the night that could make or break me.
Let's hope for my safety, that's they don't rape me,
wind up taking away all that made me,
facilitate a role that's made for the lazy,
to wind up playing their jester's just crazy.

Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Showed up late, just a bit tardy.
Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Such a weird feeling, nobody cards me.
Yeah, yeah, at all tomorrow's parties,
I'll be fitting in, yeah right, like hardly.
Stuck up folks they're all acting farty.
Loosen up a bit and bring me a bacardi.

Walk in, and scope the scene...
Before I even talk, start listening.
Peep the vibe and see where they're at.
Talkin ish like "Can you believe that?"
Right here on some immature ish,
like living "Mean Girls" was their ultimate wish.
Sick to my stomach don't wanna converse,
but I force myself cause this is for my work.
...and no sir don't give a fuck what you do,
only asked because, well...you asked me to.
Annoyed at the moment, about to throw down,
as backhanded compliments get tossed around.
...but fuck you fools because I'm better than that.
Don't need to stoop, to get where you're at.
So I'm speaking up, and I'm making it clear,
I'm finally here and I saw through the veneer.

Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Showed up late, just a bit tardy.
Finally here at all tomorrow's parties.
Such a weird feeling, nobody cards me.
Yeah, yeah, at all tomorrow's parties,
I'll be fitting in, yeah right, like hardly.
Stuck up folks they're all acting farty.
Loosen up a bit and bring me a bacardi.